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Crunch time

You could eat off this floor!

Sparky does. For some reason he hates to eat out of the dish. He flings the food onto the floor and eats from there. Except for the little bits. Little bits != food.

He even does this with juicy food if we don't mash it down in the bowl.

Also, thanks to the nifty fisheye view, I discovered that the previous owner of my house neglected to paint the bottom of one pantry door. Seeing as how I acquired the house nearly twelve years ago and haven't hardly picked up a paintbrush since, the responsibility for the sloppy paint job may have transferred to me.

I took a little break to play with my camera, but I've mostly been working on the huge translation job. The end is in sight! I hope I can finish this job before it finishes me.