January 29, 2005

Relatively painless

Our mission: Acquire interview suit and appropriate accessories.

Mission accomplished, but I'm now having pangs of the "does it make my butt look big?" variety. I'll try it on again tomorrow and see if I still like it. Not that there's too much selection out there. Who thought that low rise pants were such a good idea that nothing else should be sold for years and years? That evil cabal must be stopped.

Then it was shoes. Amazingly enough, I found two pair that were the right size, shape, and general conformation to go with the suit and not hurt my feet. Needless to say, they looked nearly identical, but I bought them both because it's sensible to have a spare.

Next mission: Get to a tailor and have the assorted hems adjusted.

All this is just way too girly.

140 words | January 29, 2005 11:53 PM | Real true story