I turn in my Electronic Devices final. Not that I'm done, but we're out of time and I have at least answered all the questions. Probably not correctly, but anyway—Humility Boy left the room a few seconds before I did and he's lurking out in the hallway in hopes of commiseration. He makes the gun to the temple gesture.
I say, "Yeah, I wasn't retarded yesterday. What happened overnight?"
Chevy Nova walks by. "At least I got 3.4 for that one. I don't know how, but—"
"You did? How?"
We head on out.
CN says, "I don't know. But that's the only one I'm sure of. I just kept on writing stuff so he'd think I knew something."
I make the dolt voice: "I know how to copy formulas from my formula sheet." And in my own voice: "Me too."
"Exactly."
Thus endeth Electronic Devices.
145 words | May 4, 2004 07:01 PM | Ivory tower